ducky usb

A keyboard micro-controller with a USB (Universal Serial Bus) adapter designed to look inconspicuously like a regular USB flash drive; it sends keystrokes to the computer and can even store a few payloads within the memory like a virtual drive; people typically use it for malicious intent.

You shouldn't put that in your computer man, it could be a ducky USB!

by Chris Realname October 29, 2017

Schrödinger's USB

When your USB is still facing the wrong way even tho you tried turning it around

Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB

by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021

Usb Dongle

A safe way of describing your genitals or having a sexual action without actually using any immature words, or nerd talk for having sexual intercourse.

I was using my Usb Dongle last night to unload 10 gigabytes of data into her Usb port

by Icne October 5, 2011

usb hub

a invisible communicative device which allows for the direct transference of thought.

You've got the usb hub plugged in on that one.

by Tony Welch August 27, 2003

USB-C

A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.

USB-C knock knock joke:
A: Knock knock!

B: Who's there?

A: USB!

B: USB who?

A: C.

B: F*ck you.

by joseph bin laden January 20, 2017

USB cap

1) The top to a USB.

2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.

3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.

1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."

2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."

3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"

by bigsackinthemiddle April 17, 2008

USB Flip Flop

The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.

Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.

by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012