Urethra Cactus

A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.

"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."

by Wheaton Plainfield Boy October 4, 2022

urethrelephant

A deadly mammoth-esque creature that has enlonged tusks that are serrated and miniscule at the tip. They head straight for the urethra, pulling until it is ripped out of the victim's body. The urethrelephant then proceeds to hoarde the urethras for later eating.Commonly seen in Lord of the Rings movies.

"Good lord, that man is being disemurethraed by a urethrelephant!"

by supaDISC April 26, 2004

Urethra swab

A form of cock and ball torture involving a cotton swab going down your urethra

Jerry and I did urethra swabbing and I'm still sore.

by PsnPteredon June 11, 2019

Poopy Urethra

When you end up with fecal matter inside your urethra. Essentially a UTI on crack.

In social contexts, "poopy urethra" means the opposite of the benevolent greeting "namaste."

"Poopy urethra" is a way of telling someone that you sincerely hope they wake up and step on a Lego™.

I'm having mad poopy urethra and can't come into work today!

"Poopy urethra" to you, sir!

by CougarHunter69666 September 28, 2019

urethra franklin

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.

I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner

by andy1 September 13, 2006

Urethra Franklin

When she eats a "Carolina Reaper" then gives you a blow job.

"Yo John did you here about Nick the outher day?..He hooked up with that hot chick from 4th period and she gave him a Urethra Franklin!

by 6Home-$lice9 January 26, 2019

urethra-franklin

a famous soul singer vulgarised

thats not arethra-thats urethra!

by Gurpal May 24, 2004