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Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.
Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"
by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011
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When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.
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-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
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Get the Mush upton mug.It was a big shit-uation when the lovers' plans to rendevouz did not get to happen, due to circumstances beyond their control.
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