Uptown Girl

When a girl comes to "study" at the Male Yeshiva University campus library located in Uptown Manhattan just to get guys. This only applies when she comes in full make up and dress clothes. She usually will "study" there several times per week.

Bro, the library is swarming with Uptown Girls, who needs Jdate?

by YUSTUDENT November 6, 2014

uptown/downtown

uptown is the high tops. down town is the low tops

by doweeze fa sheeze May 13, 2003

UpTown Reach Around

When a Man Lets his Girlfriend Put a Dildo In His Ass As She Proceeds to Reach Around and Give Him a Hand Job At the Same Time.

Codie Was Dying For an UpTown Reach Around!!!

by eidocmik July 23, 2009

Uptown Shake

A person convulsing from a drug overdose.

"So the jake tryin to watch every move I make cause my diesel make fiends do the uptown shake" -50 Cent

by VitoP November 15, 2012

uptown selfie

A selfie that is taken above the abdominal region on the body (for under the abdominal region, see downtown seflie), usually by a female exposing her chest. This shot takes a little more time and effort (perhaps some form of filter and lighting) and might be uploaded to her Tumblr if she feels it's reminiscent of her of modeling days–five years ago…

Girl One - *text alert* "He wants a picture! Quick, take an uptown selfie of my tits!"
Girl Two - "Perch them under your arm like you're presenting them to the world…That shot would look great in black and white."

by jo3mart December 4, 2013

Uptown Update

an immensely popular blog in the neighborhood of Uptown in Chicago, IL. Locally elected officials who struggle with being truthful despise it.

Let me check Uptown Update to see what's happening in the hood today.

by Uptown voter February 21, 2010

Uptown Funk

When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.

Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?

Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away

by fredbayrerooles April 13, 2019