useless

A person who cannot be counted on to do anything

Chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless

by Da Tonic August 21, 2006

as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

by morethanerica April 3, 2009

useless whore

A socialite that inspires young women to party and be of no use to anyone.

Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan or any other useless whore.

by kulak April 15, 2009

Useless Trash

Jacob Sartorius.

" Oh Look! Useless Trash Made A New Video! "

by StuffJustHappened July 13, 2016

useless crap

Any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded "eye candy" and suck the resources and memory from your computer.

This fucking XP Black Edition,is a total piece of "useless crap" that turned my kick-ass computer in to a boat anchor.

by NoLove_4_BS April 23, 2009

Useless Knowledge

Information that you happen to know that may not ever become important throughout your life.

Useless knowledge is knowing where an ant was first discovered might not be important if you are going to be a fashion designer.

by What is Life March 14, 2015

fucking-useless

as title clearly says

virgin mobile, absolutly fucking-useless

by r b virgin July 21, 2009