umbrella power

A complex network of telekenetic psychic waves. Only a few select individuals are capable of using such network.

Moose called Annebelly with his umbrella power to tell her that tweakerbelle jumped off a bridge.

by freak December 20, 2003

The umbrella

When your arm is elbow deep inside of a girl or man(or wild animal if you are from Omaha) and you spread your fist open like an umbrella opening up.

Me and my boyfriend were playing ventriloquist last night and he had his arm elbow deep in my ass then he hit me with the umbrella and I don't think I'm gonna shit right for a week.

by I buy snappy August 14, 2017

umbrellend

A term used to describe the shape of the end of a penis; combining the slang term 'bellend' and 'umbrella'.

I saw Jared's umbrellend on webcam last night; you won't believe how pink it was!

by Furansesu April 29, 2008

Umbrella Graveyard

On a stormy day, a heap of at least 5 broken and mangled umbrellas tossed on the side of a city street/sidewalk.

Coworker 1: Wow, it's like a hurricane outside.
Coworker 2: I know, I must have passed 6 umbrella graveyards this morning!

by Peter Patrelli April 20, 2007

umbrellaology

The observation, identification, description and experimental investigation of the propagation of umbrellas in a populace.

Recent publications in umbrellaology reveal that there is a significant gender bias with regard to color and quantity preferences with regard to umbrellas.

by rsupertux May 20, 2011

umbrellasite

An umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day's weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between classes, somewhat irritatingly.

Guy 1: "Shit I forgot to bring an umbrella... Hey dude can I come under there?"
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."

by Riyakou April 19, 2009

Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own

Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping

by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011