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The Urinator

Someone who constantly has to urinate and speaks in a german-like tone of voice similar to Arnold.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.
"I Must Urin-ate..I'll be back", Dude, you are the Urinator!, you pee constantly and talk like Arnold in the movie The Terminator.
by Goatoghillgary December 22, 2016
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donation to the urination station

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom
My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.
by Brian Walking July 24, 2006
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urinal protocol

The unwritten, unmentioned male code of conduct strictly governing behaviour in a public restroom.

Urinal protocol dicktates (pardon the pun) that every male must make due effort to accommodate a buffer urinal if possible. In situations when a buffer urinal is not possible, the pissor must engage in mindless, inane, random conversation with his fellow piss-ees- a phenomenon known as urinal talk. The highest rule of urinal protocol governs eye contact. Eyes must remain straight ahead in a zombie-like stare, and finish with only a brief glance downward (at your putz) during the final shake. While a brief glance at the face of a fellow piss-ee is an acceptable part of urinal talk, a 30 second jaw-agape stare at his dong is un-cool. Similarly, while placing a hand on the wall above the urinal to steady one's self is acceptable (especially when drunk), placing one's hand on another's sholder is not too cool. Urinal talk must never lead to the pissor urinating on the shoes of the piss-ee.

Urinal protocol evolved as a means to deal with urinal anxiety (also referred to as being pee shy) and it's corresponding eccentric behaviour. Restroom owners may erect (pardon the pun) a shame shield as a method of dealing with urinal anxiety and encourage compliance with the time-tested "urinal protocol".
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He was standing at the trough staring at the black guy's dick.
by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
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urinal

Girl: What is that funny looking thing on the wall in the men's bathroom?

Guy: That's a urinal.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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Umina Beach

A beautiful small town on the NSW Central Coast. Likely to be the next big boom town on the coast.

Other insecure coasties like to look down on Umina due to the residents historically being elderly or slightly poorer than other towns such as terrigal. The town has some issues with kids drinking and vandalism at night, but no worse than nearby areas such as Terrigal and The Entrance.

It is one of the closest areas of the Central Coast to sydney and many people commute from there to Sydney everyday. All in all a very nice place to live or a weekend away.
Terrigal is too overcrowded lets go to Umina Beach
by billiejoe87 August 1, 2010
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urinator

one who dives under water in search of something, as for pearls; a diver (from L. urinare < urinor, to plunge under water, dive)
In Latin there is a curious twist in that whereas urina means “urine,” the verb urinare means “to dive,” and to the Romans a urinator was a diver - an example of a deceptive cognate.

Two species of this bird (the loon), Urinator imber and the red-throated diver, Urinator lumme, frequent our northern waters.
by tsuwm February 28, 2011
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Urinal jack

The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.
It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!
by Steve and doug October 2, 2019
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