Tydoef

A person (usually used to describe a female) who is of legal adult age for sexual intercourse (over 18 in most US states), but is still too young to legally drink alcoholic beverages (ie, under the age of 21). "Too Young to Drink, Old Enough to Fuck" = Tydoef

I've been taking night classes at the junior college so I can pick up a Tydoef.

I fucked a Tydoef from my accounting class, but I had to take her home before I went out to the bars to drink.

by HorseHungTydoefFucker November 2, 2007

Mike Tyson Effect

When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy

That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect

by Henley Road November 19, 2010

Mike Tyson

A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.

*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*

Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?

John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."

by nick'n'johnny September 16, 2006

mike tyson sandwich

A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.

When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:

I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line

by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009

Tyson Chomp

giving someone oral sex and then biting their penis off.

Tyson: This time it won't be the ear.

Holyfield: Oh, that feels so good.AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a Tyson Chomp.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Tyson Jay Ritter

Lead singer of The All-American Rejects hottest mother fucker you'll ever see in your life

Tyson Jay Ritter is the pure breed of sexyness.

by Mrs.TyRitter October 15, 2006

Tyson Ritter

OH MY GOD!!! Tyson Ritter is one of the hottest guys everrr, he so sweet, gives AMAZING hugs and is one on the best lead singers in the world. He also cares a lot about his fans (especially the die hard fans) he'll stop to take at least one last pic with his truest fan (ME :p) before he goes to sound check, but all together hes a lovely, hot piece of man candy that anyone wishes they could be with ;)

Tyson Ritter is one fine piece of man candy :0

by Britter_AAR May 23, 2010