twiddle

the act of a woman fondling her clitoral appendage with her fingers in a clockwise manner in the privacy of her own home, the campus library bathroom, in the presence of her significant other, or while being taken violently and brilliantly from behind

1 -"You fucking like that?"
-"Oh my God, it feels so good, but do you mind if I twiddle?"

2- "You started masturbating when?"
-"Well, I started humping pillows when I was like 8 or 9, but I don't think I started twiddling until I was 12, when I learned how to download erotic stories"

3- "I didn't know you masterbate?"
- "Ever girl twiddles, and she's fucking lying slut if she tells you otherwise."

by Grant Philip Wheeler January 23, 2007

twiddle

to partake in sexual exhanges over Twitter

"Hey, how are things going with Stacey?"

"Awesome, we totally Twiddled yesterday."

by the rev. dirty harry July 24, 2009

Twiddle

the act of smoking marijuana

What do you want to do today?

Let's go ink our bodies and proceed to twiddle up.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddledeefuck

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.

Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?

by Centipead11 October 20, 2010

dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003