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Twofer

When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
by The_G January 21, 2021
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Twofer

A term used for annoying people going behind your back for many uses.

Twofer can also describe:
-people that blast bad rap music and think they are cool
-People who are annoying
-People who like technology too much
An example of twofer being used:
Emily yells at her school bully that uses her for math homework and says,” YOUR ARE BEING SUCH A TWOFER! I HATE YOU!”
by WigsLikesJellyCat May 5, 2021
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twofer

A visualization of a "twofer"
Dracula attacks two at once in a rare twofer..
by micromarty November 16, 2021
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Twower

A Twower is a Twink who is taller than 180cm
Yooo, see that cute guy over there?
You mean that twink over there?
Gurl, he a twower, he tall asf.
by Mariamuttergottes November 17, 2021
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twoer

A public toilet that is situated so one may complete a bowel movement in private and unmolested.
Their restroom is a twoer.
by lizzyb October 15, 2022
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toozer

a vape.
Guys where’s my toozer?
by janxha November 11, 2022
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twofer

two for one- two people giving each other oral for one magical (probably not) night
"yo rach you get that twofer last night?"
"ya but i didn't get one"
by eggs&ham February 10, 2023
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