Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021

Two-faced whore

The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.

What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore

by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015

two faced slut

your bestfriend that is actually sleeping with your boyfriend

Who did he cheat on you with?
-probably that two faced slut

by yoooidfk1256 November 27, 2015

Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

by rubber turtle September 23, 2010

two-faced individual

Two Faced" is 'someone who tells one group of people or an individual one thing and another group of people or an individual another thing.' You can refer to a cheater as two-faced. This is because the cheater shows one face to you-- the sweet trusting face. But there is another face you don't see-- the lying, sneaky face.

A two-faced individual: Jeff is a two-faced liar! I hate him! He told me he loved me, and then he told all his friends that I was a loser.

by Aamilah December 15, 2014

Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.

Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!

by SlipperyD November 25, 2013

Two-Faced entendre

Someone/Some person that has almost two different personalities (normally; good/bad side)

She's such a two-faced entendre, one day she's nice, another day she's like a demon!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021