twigs

cracks her ankle bones - sounds
like twigs breakin'

You will be a cripple at 40 if
you keep up that twigs!

by moops September 05, 2004

Twigging

When a man copulates with another man without using a condom, and after ejaculation the catcher turns round and proceeds to eat his own feces off the other man's penis

Mike - Urrrrgghhhhhhh
Steve - Wow....that was classic intercourse....up for some twigging?
Mike - Huh?
(Steve grabs Mike's knob and devours his own shit from the flacid penis)

by Lyrical P August 16, 2006

twig

a penis

usually refers to a small penis


often used as twig and two berries

Did you see his twig?

by yo May 13, 2004

twig and tackle

Twig and tackle is a synonym for cock and balls.

*Whack*, Ahh, fuck, I totally just got racked in the twig and tackle

by D-Biscuits December 07, 2007

Super Twig

The apparent woman of every guys dream. She is both skinny with boobs and a butt. Not to be confused with the average Twig.

Me: "So you like Super skinny girls?"

Michael: "Nah, they have to have a little something."

Me: "Like a Super Twig?"

Michael: "Yeah, but there elusive like the chupacabra."

by TheKJ[; February 04, 2010

twigless twig

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.

Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.

by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018

Twig boy

Someone who is skinny and can only be called this by someone who isn’t

Mat “oi jamie you’re a fucking Twig boy you skinny fuck”

Jamie “that’s the 3rd time today you’ve called me that”

by Afilthycasual March 18, 2021