twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

by mspanks204 April 5, 2016

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

nom-de-knob-twiddle

A name of convenience used by ham radio aficianados, while they roam the airwaves.

This is ZL5371, aka, fathead, what's your nom-de-knob-twiddle buddie?

by mangovega October 20, 2010

Twiddle Twirl

The state of our mind when the brain stem attempts to disconnect from the body to ascend into a state in which your life turns into a solid cube of matter being able to be consumed to let them take over your body

I tried to twiddle Twirl to take over my girlfriend's body, but she just ain't into eating mah soul.

by Xx_CatDecomposer_xX December 18, 2017

twiddle doo

A twiddle Dee's half

Girl 1: u my twiddle dee
Girl 2: and u my twiddle doo

by Not ur twiddle dee. Teehee June 6, 2021

Twiddling the twine

When a particularly bigger women plays with her genitalia usually in a public setting

Mike you need to go tell that woman at the bar to quit twiddling the twine like a banjo!

by Quandavious69 March 14, 2024