Tweetitus

a illness where you can't stop tweeting on twitter.

Bill has tweetitus, he just can't stop tweeting.

Angie needs a cure for her tweetitus; she can't get off twitter long enough to feed the dog.

by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

Inside Tweeting

When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.

50 Cent's inside tweeting about H&H Import creating a jump from $0.10 to $0.39 per share:

"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."

by Carbomb January 18, 2011

subliminal tweeting

Subliminal tweeting is the art of tweeting, but deleting it straight after.

People see it but then it's gone... did they really see it??

Dude no. 1: "Dude did you see that on twitter about.."
Dude no. 2: "No dude, show us..."
Dude no. 1: "Oh it was there a minute ago..."

Dude no. 2: "Dude did you actually see it?"
Dude no. 1: "Course man. Defo a case of subliminal tweeting, right there!"

by Bukk Trend September 4, 2010

Tweetian

A person who bases their world around twitter updates.

"Why weren't you at the party last night?"
"Party? No one mentioned a party on my tweet deck."
"Dude, you're such a tweetian."

by amaya_h_k May 16, 2009

tweetigo

Pronunciation: \ˈtwē-ti-ˌgō\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural twee·ti·goes or twee·ti·gos
Etymology: Middle English imitative hybrid, combined with Latin vertigin-, vertigo, from vertere to turn.
Date: 6/19/2009

Definitions:

1a: A sensation of motion in which the individual or the individual's surroundings seem to whirl dizzily, triggered by either first real usage and experience and/or after excessive use (a.k.a "tweeting") of Twitter, a social micro-blogging site.

1b: May also be associated with excessive use of micro-posting to other sites, i.e. Facebook, etc.

2: a dizzy confused state of mind after "tweeting" or "Facebooking" excessively.

I used Twitter for the first time today and cot DAMN I need to vomit from the tweetigo.

Will sitting and working cure my tweetigo? Probably.

by Creativitis June 19, 2009

Tweetlive

( in person or on the phone) say what you have to say in 140 Characters..or less...preferably less

( don't have time... but care )
Bobbi: did you hear what happen to me?
Brian: no but Tweetlive because I am late for work.

( dont give a shit... but will listen )
Bret: dude did you hear what happen to me?
Brian: no... but tweetlive will ya...

( I will listen but I don't want to get into it with you )
Ex: I can't believe what you said to Bobbi
Brian: Whatever... tweetlive... Trick

Brian: tweetlive
Whoever: ok so is this "I dont have time", " you don't give a shit" or you don't want to get into it?
Brian: : )

tweet tweeter tweets

by BrianBuccheri June 29, 2011

Tweequilibrium

The state of having the same number of followers and following on Twitter.

Anthony is so devoted to #teamfollowback that he has achieved tweequilibrium.

by Fuadalajara October 1, 2012