TaperSpider is a term to describe a friend. Essentially, it means they are like a Golden Retriever. They genuinely know how to make people happy and are a joy to be around. Sometimes they shit on the carpet though so thats annoying.
Dude why the hell did you shit on the carpet?
I told you man! I'm a TaperSpider, you should expect this!
Use the fucking bathroom!
I told you man! I'm a TaperSpider, you should expect this!
Use the fucking bathroom!
by MrBlueSky March 27, 2022
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The cowardly way a guy goes about phasing out a girl by gradually responding to calls and texts less and less or by responding only with short answers. (can be done by girls too)
This guy was totally into me and was texting me all the time but now he's giving me the taper! He responded to my last text with just a one-word answer and I haven't heard from him in over a week.
by katelindz December 9, 2008
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"Can I buy some tapers to stretch my ears?"
"She used tapers as jewelry and now her ears are uneven."
"Dude! Those tapers are for stretching, not wearing!"
"She used tapers as jewelry and now her ears are uneven."
"Dude! Those tapers are for stretching, not wearing!"
by meowroar August 16, 2013
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Collective term for the twat subculture present in today's society. Coined from the word Glitterati.
Twaterati can also include other low intellect groups such as Chavs, Rednecks, Skangers & Hicks etc.
Anyone who sends text messages to TwatTV shows like 'Big Brother' and 'Celebrity Love Island' is a member of the twaterati.
The peasant underclass who have no mind of their own and follow the hype presented by the media into the cult of Z-list celebrity.
Twaterati can also include other low intellect groups such as Chavs, Rednecks, Skangers & Hicks etc.
Anyone who sends text messages to TwatTV shows like 'Big Brother' and 'Celebrity Love Island' is a member of the twaterati.
The peasant underclass who have no mind of their own and follow the hype presented by the media into the cult of Z-list celebrity.
by Moofer May 18, 2005
Get the Twaterati mug.A person with Borderline Personality Disorder. Sometimes other personality disorders can get grouped into this definition. The origin is that 1.9% of the population suffers from this personality disorder. By definition, approx 2% of the peopple walking this planet, are nuts. See also: Britney Spears
by Brian Howarth January 11, 2009
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