Turtling

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.

E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals

by Massive action June 8, 2017

Turtling

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them

MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

by Fundip39 February 23, 2019

Turtling

The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.

I caught my wife Josie turtling while some dude was banging her on my couch.

by The_Real_PD_26 August 22, 2022

Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

Turtlin'

The act of sucking ones boobs into sockets in the presence of someone unattractive or popping ones boobs out of sockets in the presence of attractive company

Jess: Did you see John? He's so ugly, I started turtlin'!
Mary: Really? I did the opposite.

by rawrsidinosaurs September 4, 2015

turtleling

When you get so frightened (male) that your penis shrivels up and nests inside your scrotum/body.

After that beat down, you did some real turtleling there Richard!

by ironwolv July 10, 2016

Torturing The Pain Junkie

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them

Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie

by EmJayee November 10, 2018