turtle head

another name for anuncircumcised penis

My turtle head comes out only when not provoked

by samwise May 28, 2003

guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

by spiderno22 August 23, 2010

turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 7, 2009

Reverse Turtle Head

Having someone stick their tongue in your asshole.

I heard that katie gave Alisha a reverse turtle head at Church yesterday.

by Otto_Mito November 15, 2012

Turtle head graffiti

another way of saying "skid marks". "Turtle head poking out" often refereed to as Needing to take a dump so bad that a lil pokes out. "Graffiti" represents the skid marks in one underwear via "turtle head".

Looks like you tagged your gonch with turtle head graffiti.

by Ian Purvis June 27, 2011

turtle head poking

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

by Rhino hard March 6, 2016