turrents

When a tall skinny bald guy tries to say turrets.

I died cause all those turrents were shooting me

by Ichiro July 14, 2003

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.

The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!

by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010

Torrets

Torrets is a brain disease that makes a person twitch or move without warning. This is called a tick. Torrets is not a sexually transmited disease. The disease also makes a peron blurt out random words and only 5% can be cursing. It doesnt determine how long you live, but it stays with you your whole life.

Jim: I have Torrets
Bobbey: Why arent you swearing? Isnt that what happens.
Jim: NOO!

by longe live da home March 20, 2012

turretros

a turrets like syndrome when instead of profanities, the sufferer spouts out phrases that have not been in the common vernacular for at least 15 years

'Aye Carumba?' Suzy it looks like your turretros is getting the best of you again.

by eyun February 3, 2010

tarrets

A disease in which you honk your horn constantly for no FUCKING reason and you flash your hazard lights randomly....sometime you may even throw the car into neutral just for a laugh at how mad shelby will get! AKA H loves S loves C loves T love T love L disease

When you have this you may also be sitting and all the sudden begin to yell FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCKING FUCKER WHORE BITCH BEKA

You may also have a tendancy to say 7 like 7 times 7 to the 7th power 7 times over times a day.

Thad:Whats up tarrets?
Holly: Nothing FUCKING DAMN SHIT much FUCK FUCK FUCK
Thad: Well thats good and how was your day ADD city?
Holly: It was #$%&*( good and #@&&*$ yours?
Shelby: GAH yall are both so Tarrets and we are like the best 7 friends EVER! FUCK SHIT DAMN!

by Tarrets City H loves S loves C loves T loves T loves L April 24, 2005

Facebook Turets

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Turets)

by Lunmeister March 12, 2010

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009