by Low-Key bruh April 7, 2023
Get the B-town turnaround mug.Where a man comes behind you, injects you with mercury from a broken thermometer, then when you turn around in utter shock, he punches you in the face, and runs.
Dude yesterday this guy pulled a Cleveland Turnaround on some guy, what a Lebrono.
Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.
Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.
by taketheterran December 19, 2010
Get the Cleveland Turnaround mug.The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.
"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."
by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006
Get the reverse salami turnaround mug.When driving down a boulevard, and you want to turn left at an intersection, you have to go past the intersection, do a U-turn, go back and turn right. These are especially popular along boulevards in Michigan.
Too many idiots pulled out in front of traffic and caused accidents, so no you have to pull a Michigan Turnaround.
by ChrisS. April 5, 2011
Get the Michigan Turnaround mug.Someone who takes an organization, event or something large that is broken and repairs it and makes it work again, and in many cases, profitable and beyond successful. A turnaround artist can be anyone who runs an organization, from a CEO to a President of an organization to any form of a head.
The Salt Lake City Olympic games were on the fritz until Mitt Romney came along as the CEO of the organizing committee and Romney ensured that the games made a profit and ran smoothly, earning him the title of a "turnaround artist". Another turnaround artist would be Lee Iacocca, who worked to make Chrysler profitable in the 1980's and 1990's.
by northeastern292 July 12, 2010
Get the Turnaround artist mug.A violent sexual maneuver in which you grab your partners hair, and rip off a chunk from the middle so it never grows back; while simultaneously oppressing your subordinates into working odd and sometimes cruel hours and shifts.
Bob: "Dude did you see Carter this morning? WTF happened to her, she looks like Friar Tuck!"
Frank: "Yeah, she must've gotten the Turnquist Turnaround. Ouch."
Bob: "Ouch is right, now I have to work a Sunday grave shift... FML..."
Frank: "Yeah, she must've gotten the Turnquist Turnaround. Ouch."
Bob: "Ouch is right, now I have to work a Sunday grave shift... FML..."
by iPwn™ November 5, 2016
Get the Turnquist Turnaround mug.When one man starts sexual relations with a woman and excuses himself to the bathroom. He then tags in his friend to swoop in and takeover the sex. Post coitus he switches back with his friend.
by T-Bone69innout November 23, 2010
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