turked

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008

turk

A person who has mongolian origins, speaks an altaic language called Turkish, a native of one of the Turkic countries, such as Turkey, Azarbaijan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhistan etc. and who is commonly mistaken for Arabs and Persians, usually by some stupid westernese or arrogant Aussies.

"hehe so you are a turk eh? mohamed jihad jihad ? hehehe..."
"sorry, don't know arabic, I speak TURKISH, you retard!"

by Attillaaaa April 12, 2008

The Turk

An 18th-century chess-playing automaton. The machine was later proven to have a hidden human chess master controlling its movements. The mechanical turk was showcased around Europe and America for over 80 years.

The Turk's final game in Paris was against Benjamin Franklin, who was serving as ambassador to France from the United States

by Pochemuchka October 6, 2016

turking

when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire

"turking a good meal" turking a pork" (see pork) "turking a poo"

by dontgetcaught November 9, 2012

turking

Working on data entry tasks and surveys on Amazon mTurk, often for third world level pay.

I was turking for 5 hours last night, I made 50 cents and bought me a can of soda!

by pimpshosandtricks March 17, 2019

turk

the people who are prejudged by most of the people in europe and the usa and its my belief the racists here dont know about us as much as they think they do

you absolutely have right to criticize and i saw some good criticism that we gotta take lesson from but abusing a race doesnt make sense believe me...

the word 'turk' is not a compliment or insult like any other nationality name

by benbirpipodegilim March 10, 2009

turk

South London term meaning to beat up, assault, hospitalise etc. Derived from 'The Turks' a gang of London mobsters of the 1950's renowned for their violent punishment beatings.

"Talk to me like that once more and I'm gonna turk you Calvert"
(Hawkwind bass player Adrian Shaw, quoted in the book 'Do Not Panic - The official history of Hawkwind'.)

by black flag May 31, 2004