turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot

That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.

by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

turbo illegal

extremely illegal, like government hit squad illegall

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
- War Thunder (Twitter)

by REDACTEDD April 28, 2023

Trio Java

An ancient country with borders similar to that of modern Botswana and Namibia.

Take me back to Trio Java

by this handle is not in use January 14, 2021

Alkaline Trio (alk3)

my favourite band. produce very relative songs regarding life - love, alcohol, drugs, and dissappointment

lyrics can get quite emotional although they cannot be described as emo. medium heavy sound but cannot be described as indie. shouldnt really be described as punk-rock but meh it suits them, so there. any1 who describes them as pop-punk deserves to be shot.

Alkaline Trio's 'Goddamnit!' = Best Debut Album Ever, and everything else they have ever produced is equally as listenable

by Alk3 Fan December 24, 2003

cherry trio

A cherry trio is a group of three girls, usually very short and in the age range on 12-20, who you never want to associate with. Typically, the group contains either a total bitch, a diabolical and manipulative person, or a psychopath. Sometimes you might find all three! They cannot be trusted, they will extort you, and they will find a way to manipulate other people into hating you. They also tend to think that they are the greatest people in the world and that they can never do anything wrong.

Tiffany: Oh my god! This crazy girl just confronted me in the bathroom in front of tons of people! What is her problem?
Carol: Oh Molly? She's part of the cherry trio...

by YOUR FRIEND TRIN <3 March 30, 2015

Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.

Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!

by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017

Turbo Bang

When a quickie just isn't fast enough. While a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a Turbo Bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). It is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circumstances.

Pedro: Come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
Lila: But I’m need some lovin badly right now. Don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
Pedro: A quickie? No chance. We’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
Lila: What about a Turbo Bang?
Pedro (looking at his watch): Done!

by bhl1677 February 16, 2012