turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.

"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"

turd burglar by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

turd burglar

Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

turd burglar by Mark Ries May 17, 2005

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

turd burglar by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

turd burglar

n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.

Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!

turd burglar by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008

turd burglar

Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit

That time I was taking a shit that TURD BURGLAR stole my couch!

turd burglar by SUNY POTSDAM October 1, 2005

turd bugular 

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

turd bugular by ralf May 17, 2004

turd burglar

Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!

turd burglar by Anonymous May 14, 2003