tug the billygoat

When a guy bends over and you see his nutsack, reach over and tug the billygoat.

A guy bent over in short shorts exposing his nutsack, so I decided to tug the billygoat.

by Uboat411 November 2, 2017

tug mug

Australian Army slang term for a fleshlight.

“Oi smithy check out me new tug mug”
“Damn that’s pretty gucci ay”

by yawhatcunt April 22, 2020

tug test

A rating system used to rate women on their masturbatory appeal.

Similar to the traditional binary rating system (would you have sex with her or not), this rating system is to divide girls into two well defined groups based predominately on looks. Generally if a girl passes the tug test, she’ll be a “1” on the binary scale. The tug test’s primary function is to further separate the upper echelon of attractive girls from the general populace.

Would you tug to her?... It’s a fair question.

DIALOGUE
Tug Test! What do you think of Marsha Brady?
Oh! She’s a “1”; I’d tug to her for sure!
What about Jan?
Ugh… I wouldn’t tug to her, but I’d probably do her.

by Drew Rosenhaus March 12, 2009

tug job

a hand job

She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand

by Rob December 29, 2003

tug-boat tango

while tity-fucking the woman pulls the dick through her squezzed together breast(tugging motion)

its tity fucking only the guy lets the girl put it through

That girl really grabs it good when we did the tug-boat tango.

by j-bend November 8, 2004

tug-of-war

(n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.


It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.

It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 1, 2009