trumpkin

An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).

Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"

The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.

by shmek December 8, 2016

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.

Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017

Trumpkin

A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.

“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”

by Chillosophy March 30, 2021

trumpkin

Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.

I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.

by Sawbux July 14, 2022

Trumpkin

A portmanteau of Trump and Bumpkin (an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside) used to indicate followers and supporters of Donald Trump.

My grandma still thinks the election was stolen. She's a total Trumpkin.

by Entropy X April 19, 2022

Trumpkin

Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!

by AndyKVA November 1, 2017

Trumpkin

A trumpkin is the word used to describes a man specifically sucks another mans penis while both of them are wearing M.A.G.A shirts and the person who is getting there penis sucked is talking like trump while defecating.

Jarmahl: hey cris didnt you get a trumpkin yesterday.

Cris: yeah Jarmahl Yousif gives the best trumpkins.

Jarmahl: I bet he does man.

by BDDMahl April 2, 2024