trumpectomy

The surgical removal of a nasty anal fistula from the White House.

Man, I could really use a trumpectomy.

by pseudobansky May 6, 2020

puppy trumpet

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.

I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.

by wendigodude January 26, 2018

trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

Trumpista

A strong-armed supporter of the American right-wing populist Donald Trump.

Named after Chavistas -- strong-armed supporters of former Venezuelan Dictator Hugo Chavez -- who were civilian thugs encouraged by Chavez to stand up for their beliefs and intimidate those of his detractors. Chavistas could be found wielding assault rifles and waving copies of Venezuela's Constitution in their earnest belief that only Hugo Chavez could make Venezuela great again.

Donald Trump has exposed an ugly side of America. I would attend his rallies to protest his beliefs but I fear being assaulted by his Trumpistas.

by H Chavez July 30, 2016

Trumpistan

The People's Republic of Trumpistan (full name). A fascist authoritarian hellhole run by the permanent supreme ruler and ex-president of the U.S. Donald J. Trump. Formerly known as the Confederate States of America that has now expanded to include a bunch more rural redneck shithole states.

The United States of America has devolved into 2 countries: America, and Trumpistan.

by AntiGop February 17, 2021

Booty trumpet

A term meaning to pass gas. Coined by Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) on the sitcom "My Wife and Kids".

Guy: Oh, man! What stinks?!
Guy #2: Sorry about that, dude; I just played the booty trumpet by accident.

by T.L. Hughes September 14, 2010

Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020