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Trooping the Colour

Trooping the Colour is an ancient tradition performed by young men in the London district of Earl's Court on the second Saturday of each June. Overseen by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, the young men of the area colourfully display their lemons and plums before each hour engaging in musical displays of side-walk flaccidity known as Trooping. Originally dating back to 1123BC when King Kong was on the thrown, in recent years many smaller plumbs have been used as a result of global cooling.
Ere Liz, look at that flaccid young man Trooping the Colour of his lemons and plumbs. Cor yeah Phil, they look reet juicy for me gaggin swallow hole. And just think, they date back to King Kong.
by anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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trolling for sympathy

A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.
"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."
by Jonan2012 March 18, 2011
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tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool
Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.
by shmaters gee April 12, 2009
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Trolling His/Her Wood

To "troll her/his wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure. It is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz.

Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!

Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!

Benson: Hey Renaldo!

Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!

Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!

Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!

Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 4, 2010
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trolling motor

Trolling Motor-when a woman grabs a mans scrotum, stretches it out and pleasantly vibrates her lips against the stretched out region.Thereby, creating a sound comparable to that of a trolling motor on a boat.
Everyone agreed that Ashley's trolling motor could leave a man speechless and yearning for more.
by Justin B.S. February 2, 2009
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Trolling for todd

To troll with steel line for the illusive lake trout known as Todd.
We’re trolling for Todd, he’s very illusive
by HateSickFux August 11, 2019
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benevolent trolling

Trolling by engaging in a form of philanthropy that is directly counter to the target's beliefs.
Donating money to pay for vaccines in the name of a prominent anti-vaxer and having a letter of gratitude sent to them is a form of benevolent trolling.
by LaughsAngrily February 3, 2015
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