Trooping the Colour is an ancient tradition performed by young men in the London district of Earl's Court on the second Saturday of each June. Overseen by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, the young men of the area colourfully display their lemons and plums before each hour engaging in musical displays of side-walk flaccidity known as Trooping. Originally dating back to 1123BC when King Kong was on the thrown, in recent years many smaller plumbs have been used as a result of global cooling.
Ere Liz, look at that flaccid young man Trooping the Colour of his lemons and plumbs. Cor yeah Phil, they look reet juicy for me gaggin swallow hole. And just think, they date back to King Kong.
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"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."
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Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.
by shmaters gee April 12, 2009
Get the tooling mug.To "troll her/his wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure. It is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz.
Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!
Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!
Benson: Hey Renaldo!
Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!
Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!
Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!
Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!
Benson: Hey Renaldo!
Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!
Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!
Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!
Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 4, 2010
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