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triathlete

One who participates in events called "Triathlons". Triathlon's often involve swimming, biking and running. The sport also includes spending lots of money on bike equipment and early morning puke sessions in the pool. Most triathlete's could be classified as homosexual as they wear speedo's and shave their bodies (shaving genitals is optional but recommended). It has been suggested that most triathlete's have a sexual attraction to David Hasselhoff and prefer prostate massages.
If I were a triathlete it would be acceptable to shave my genitals and ask bob if I could give him a prostate massage.
by ChirsR March 7, 2007
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triathlete

someone who enjoys triple headers: filling all body openings with copious amounts of cum
he's a triathlete-he fucked her mouth, her cunt and her ass in under an hour!!!! good job!!!!
by wingedunicorn July 8, 2007
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trilathon

(1) a tripartite marathon, not to be confused with triathlon (a more or less grueling athletic competition featuring three athletic events and accompanying outfits) or, for that matter, biathlon (which combines two--often hilariously unrelated--athletic disciplines), neither of which has anything to do, at least etymologically, with a marathon (a long distance running event or anything that takes really long and tests the limits of human endurance--and boredom), after a Greek city by that name;
(2) the viewing of a trilogy, often a movie trilogy, in one sitting (with optional intermissions and other, more informal, interruptions);
(3) the viewing of the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting.
Hey, wanna come over to for a LOTR trilathon this weekend?
I'm training for a trilathon next month.
A How to Train Your Dragon bilathon sounds like a great idea. Let's do it!
by mdsquared March 17, 2015
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triathlete

A person whos highschool year consists of three differently catagorized sports. Mainly football wrestling and track. The three sports must be totally different. football baseball, and basketball are all in the same catagory. Same as Xcountry and track.
My sophmore year i wrestled, was on the football team, and ran track for Bergenfield High therefore i am a TRIathlete
by Imad Hussain February 28, 2007
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Driathlon

He's doing the Iron Man Driathlon . . . New Years Day to the end of Lent.
by Sami Clemens February 14, 2013
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Triatonarcques

three fat french tattle-tales
those Triatonarcques are annoying
by galeatta May 16, 2022
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trithalon

It’s used in the Olympics also today it got postponed.
Person 1: Hey can we go watch the Trithalon?

Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?

Person 2: It got postponed because of its water quality!
Person 1: Oh, thanks!
Person 2: Your welcome!
by ItsmeIGOTTTAGOTOBRAZILAHHH August 4, 2024
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