One who participates in events called "Triathlons". Triathlon's often involve swimming, biking and running. The sport also includes spending lots of money on bike equipment and early morning puke sessions in the pool. Most triathlete's could be classified as homosexual as they wear speedo's and shave their bodies (shaving genitals is optional but recommended). It has been suggested that most triathlete's have a sexual attraction to David Hasselhoff and prefer prostate massages.
If I were a triathlete it would be acceptable to shave my genitals and ask bob if I could give him a prostate massage.
by ChirsR March 7, 2007
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(1) a tripartite marathon, not to be confused with triathlon (a more or less grueling athletic competition featuring three athletic events and accompanying outfits) or, for that matter, biathlon (which combines two--often hilariously unrelated--athletic disciplines), neither of which has anything to do, at least etymologically, with a marathon (a long distance running event or anything that takes really long and tests the limits of human endurance--and boredom), after a Greek city by that name;
(2) the viewing of a trilogy, often a movie trilogy, in one sitting (with optional intermissions and other, more informal, interruptions);
(3) the viewing of the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting.
(2) the viewing of a trilogy, often a movie trilogy, in one sitting (with optional intermissions and other, more informal, interruptions);
(3) the viewing of the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting.
Hey, wanna come over to for a LOTR trilathon this weekend?
I'm training for a trilathon next month.
A How to Train Your Dragon bilathon sounds like a great idea. Let's do it!
I'm training for a trilathon next month.
A How to Train Your Dragon bilathon sounds like a great idea. Let's do it!
by mdsquared March 17, 2015
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My sophmore year i wrestled, was on the football team, and ran track for Bergenfield High therefore i am a TRIathlete
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Get the Triatonarcques mug.Person 1: Hey can we go watch the Trithalon?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: It got postponed because of its water quality!
Person 1: Oh, thanks!
Person 2: Your welcome!
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: It got postponed because of its water quality!
Person 1: Oh, thanks!
Person 2: Your welcome!
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