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Oaxacan Threesome

When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, and discovers he is also a mezcal rep after sleeping with him.
“The margs were hecka spicy, but he tricked me into a Oaxacan threesome. Never going to Nashville again.”
by freakforfernet March 16, 2023
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Tinder Threesome

The act in which an erect penis gets jerked off by two other erect penis's.
Have you ever had a tinder threesome? I hear it's flaming!
by HellthyJunkFood July 18, 2014
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Swiss threesome

a) A German, an Italian and a French.
b) A banker, a chocolatier and a watch maker.
He (She) desperately needs a Swiss threesome!
by Irinas December 19, 2008
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red neck threesome

The act of having intercourse with a woman more than six months pregnant.

Stipulations:
1)The unborn child must be of relation to you or a close acquaintance.

2)The unborn child can not be your child.
Hey ma, just had a red neck threesome with uncle Mike's wife.
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southern style threesome

When you have a threesome and two of the three are related.(one guy fucks two cousins, a brother and a sister fuck a friend, mom and son fuck friend, ect)

Hey man how'd y'all go last night?
It was great we had a southrn style 3sum
Nice brotha who wer they?
It was me my ma and this girl I met.
Incest is best brotha.
God bless Texas
I just had a southern style threesome with two girls.... They were both cousins
by The real slim shabby July 6, 2014
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East Texas Threesome

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.
I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.
by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
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Amish Threesome

To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.
"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"

"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."
by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011
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