trade up

Trading up means to get past your ex by finding someone better

You can't trade up from Danuta, you're just fucked for ever once you lose her!!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

The tracer shit

"the tracer shit" A tracer is eaten and poo is monitored until the tracer is passed

I'm feeling a bit backed up and wonder how fast im passing the food I eat so I eat a fuck load of sweet corn and wait for the tracer shit to splash in to the bowl

by Goingmunting September 23, 2011

sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

Don't tase me bro

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest

Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!

by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007

I'm already Tracer

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be bastion
NERF BASTION
You're right so Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be Mcree
I already chose Mcree

Can I borrow a pencil?
You're just jealous because I'm already tracer

by Half of 0 November 9, 2018

Trader ho

A suburban housewife that only shops at Trader Joe's, a chain of neighborhood grocery stores throughout the U.S., known for their inexpensive wine selection.

Most of the women in our subdivision are Trader Ho's. They won't even look at an Albertson's or Vons.

by lavmander August 14, 2011

Horse Trade

A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.

Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!

by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021