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Transparent

Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”

5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too"

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Transparent

Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”

5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too"

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Transparent

Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher: “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”

5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too."

Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
by Wondering Wanderer July 15, 2023
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transparently

This is a retort to when someone alleges they are being fully transparent when they are, in fact, utterly full of shit!
Loni: "I was so ready to help you all with that emergency work, but I am being fully transparent when I say that I was too upset to be able to do anything. I'm sorry but .."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
by von groovy August 22, 2024
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