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Portuguese Traffic Jam

Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
by Nick Godsmanj March 23, 2008
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traffication

n. overcrowed freeways; traffic congestion.

see also adj. trafficated
There was major traffication around the tunnel.
by Nick December 6, 2004
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Traffic Jam

When the situation get's piled up. Two people deep in the back and one or more in the front. That's a jam! Causing everyone's engine to burn into overdrive.
Benny boning Ashkan Boning Marisa in the front.

"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"
by shagondragon July 12, 2013
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unidentified traffic jam

When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
by Bx Boy April 24, 2006
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traffic jam

A great excuse to get an oral while driving.
I couldn't wait for the next traffic jam up ahead, I was so horny with my woman in the car.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 16, 2008
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Traffic Jam

at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to jam there penis' into one hole.
We invited her over so we could give her a nice traffic jam.
by ballsack jumbler69 July 3, 2011
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Indian traffic jam

When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.
"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!
by delfuego November 4, 2013
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