trade up 

Trading up means to get past your ex by finding someone better

You can't trade up from Danuta, you're just fucked for ever once you lose her!!

trade up by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

trade cards 

To lose your virginity to someone else who is a virgin, essentially trading each other's v-card.

I hope to someday trade cards with the person I really love. It would be more memorable that way.

trade cards by Peterson Mcbee August 30, 2005

trade off 

n.
An exchange of one thing in return for another, especially relinquishment of one benefit or advantage for another regarded as more desirable:

a fundamental trade off between capitalist prosperity and economic security

trade off by ArisenAhubudu April 8, 2011

Trade Chat 

The major city (and also Alliance) equivalent of Barrens Chat.

Trade Mongrel 1: IIHNJEBHIHFBhIJXsnh WE LOST WG
Trade Mongrel 2: STFU FATASS
Merchanter: WTS Titanum Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL 7K 3.3 IS 2MORO DUN BUY FR0M HEEM
Trade Mongrel 4: I LIKE PIE
Trade Mongrel 2: ME 2
Trade Troll: R00NSK34P IS 1337
Trade Mongrel 4: NOOB
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL REPORTED RUNESCAPE LUVER
Merchanter: WTS Titanium Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 5: STFU TRADE IZ 4 SPAM NOT TRADE LOLOLOL FUCKING FATASS LOLOLOLOLOL
Merchanter: shut the fuck up, there's people that''s actually trying to sell shit here, fucking fatass
Trade Mongrel 2: LOLOLOLOL U FATAZZ FUCKING STFU MAI MAIN KAN RAWFOOSTAWMP U LOLOL
Passerby: Fucking trade chat...
Trade Mongrel 4: REPORTED LAWLZ ENJOY AKKOWNT CLAWZURE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
Trade Mongrel 3: LOLOL REPORTED 4 REPORTING ENJOY SUZPANESHUN LAWLAWLAWLAWL

etc. etc. etc.

Trade Chat by Trollkicker December 23, 2009

trade of all jacks

a task or chore that's so easy, most people can easily perform it. one should not use a trade of all jacks to impress someone.

Guy: "did you see the way i replaced that light bulb? pretty impressive huh?"

Girl: "dude, that's a trade of all jacks. my grandma can do that and she doesn't have hands."

trade of all jacks by Kyle Rh. October 23, 2010

trade secrets 

trade secrets to protect a companies products from their competition but in reality a way to dump dangerous chemicals on people and pollute the environment with little or no consequences for the harm and damage they cause

trade secrets the biggest harm to people and the environment go to the store to buy household chemicals or cosmetics companies deliberately list ingredients as trade secrets to hide chemicals from consumers making it impossible for you know what you are getting what scary world we live in today

trade secrets by littlejimmie May 11, 2019

trade paint 

Collide with another car.

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.

trade paint by Doug Newman July 3, 2007