Touching Strawberries

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration

I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you

by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008

t touching c

Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.

"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."

by b-sleazy September 28, 2008

Blue Torching

Saving up your cum by not masturbating for a long period of time, thus resulting in blue balls. Then you have sex with a girl and burst on her covering her with cum.

bro my girl is into blue torching, im not going to masturbate for awhile.

by Rlvers April 8, 2011

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

Touching Grass

Something you haven't been doing

Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

Touchings

What people at New Hyde Park Memorial Highschool do for fun. Touchings is a game for everyone and anyone. In simplar words it’s people tazing eachother with their hands specifically in the “touching zone”. You are getting bored at Sophia’s house. Chris and ryan chase Mary and Emma with the touchings.... whole room goes wild chasing eachother like 5 year olds.

“Emma is planning on giving Ryan the touchings right now.”
“I just got the touchings, now I’m mad.”
“OHHH TOUCHINGS? TAKE, PLEASE”

by Negativenancy321 January 28, 2019