overturned tortoise 

Having sex with an epileptic pitching a fit.

I did the overturned tortoise last night, arms and legs everywhere.

overturned tortoise by Joshyyyy February 12, 2010

Overturned tortoise 

Norfolk slang for a girl who is begging for sex, because she just can't get any action otherwise.

Person 1: You know that Dutch girl who moved to Norfolk? She's such an overturned tortoise!
Person 2: I know, right...

Overturned tortoise by Dragonfyre1 February 12, 2010

backwards tortoise

A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.

Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.

backwards tortoise by mrsteveo March 24, 2009

The Gaming Tortoise 

The person in your friend group that you always have to wait for when you're all playing games together because they are stuck on a level.

Bob: C'mon guys lets hurry this up!
Bill: *gets caught up*
Nathan: GUYS IM STUCK
Johnathan: *gets caught up* Hurry up! You're 100% The Gaming Tortoise of our friend group!

The Gaming Tortoise by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 5, 2023

curious tortoise 

When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.

Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.

Oh man! Where's the nearest restrooms? I've got a curious tortoise!!

curious tortoise by doc brown June 18, 2007

Awkward Tortoise 

A two-person awkward turtle.

Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.

Friend: Awkward turtle!!
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*

Awkward Tortoise by jumpin4jesus February 15, 2009

Rigamortis Tortoise 

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

Rigamortis Tortoise by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010