(noun) A person who leaves restaurant menus attached to apartment, house, and business doors. Said menus are unsolicited and not appreciated by the victims.
You will go to work or out for drinks, and when you come home, you find that your building has been "attacked" by menu terrorists. No one was spared: Every single door in your 35 floor apartment building has a menu attached to it. There may even be three menus.
Menu terrorists are based out of South Korea, but their operations are global.
When you patronize restaurants that engage in menu terrorism, the menu terrorists win. However, if the menu comes with a coupon for greater than 10% off of your meal's price at the restaurant, then visiting the restaurant is permitable.
Sometimes menu terrorists engage in suicide bombings. Unlike Arabs who blow themselves up as part of the attack, menu terrorists kill themselves after the attack, because they realize that everyone hates them and wishes they would die.
You will go to work or out for drinks, and when you come home, you find that your building has been "attacked" by menu terrorists. No one was spared: Every single door in your 35 floor apartment building has a menu attached to it. There may even be three menus.
Menu terrorists are based out of South Korea, but their operations are global.
When you patronize restaurants that engage in menu terrorism, the menu terrorists win. However, if the menu comes with a coupon for greater than 10% off of your meal's price at the restaurant, then visiting the restaurant is permitable.
Sometimes menu terrorists engage in suicide bombings. Unlike Arabs who blow themselves up as part of the attack, menu terrorists kill themselves after the attack, because they realize that everyone hates them and wishes they would die.
Oh shit! My apartment was attacked by menu terrorists last night! Bastards! Let's hope this asshole was a suicide bomber.
by The Supporter (as always) April 19, 2009
Get the menu terrorist mug.A COG terror is somebody who has bad centre of gravity (COG) from perhaps drunkenness or one leg being shorter than another. They pose a problem to other folk due to bad balance and to the fact that they may keep walloping into their acquaintance/friend.
John: God, Michael,do you remember last night at all?
Michael: Partly. Why?
John: Well when I walked you home in your drunk state, not only were you trying to make out with me but you were a total COG terror!
Michael: Partly. Why?
John: Well when I walked you home in your drunk state, not only were you trying to make out with me but you were a total COG terror!
by Stevie Nolan April 29, 2009
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When a man has the sudden urge to get as far away from someone as possible, while also desperately wanting to fuck them.
We were just getting hot and heavy when she pulled a knife out of the nightstand and started spanking herself with the side of it. Total terror boner.
by Lkjh.1234 April 22, 2018
Get the Terror boner mug.A female Islamic terrorist usually covers her entire face with a hijab while carrying a terror manual called Quran with her. She's ready to kill you with a machete, sword or AK-47 as all Muslims are obligated to kill non-Muslims during their Jihad warfare.
An Islamic terrorista is more dangerous than the male Islamic terrorists. Being a woman, she stays under the radar of intel agencies. Ignore this threat at your own peril.
If you're a non-Muslim and value your life (and the lives of your neighbors), you'd report an Islamic terrorista to the authorities from a safe zone.
An Islamic terrorista is more dangerous than the male Islamic terrorists. Being a woman, she stays under the radar of intel agencies. Ignore this threat at your own peril.
If you're a non-Muslim and value your life (and the lives of your neighbors), you'd report an Islamic terrorista to the authorities from a safe zone.
Nabila and Fatima always wear a hijab. I saw their online posts; they often repost articles glorifying the Hamas and other terrorist outfits. They secretly confided to me that they hate Jews, and I find their movements very strange. They disappear from the class every day at two-forty-five. I think both these gals are terroristas. We must keep an eye on their activities. Report anything suspicious.
Me: "What's this headbag you're wearing?"
Muslim girl: "It's called a burqa."
Me: "Burgq durqa. You're making me feel uncomfortable with that attire. Please dress like a normal person, not a terrorista."
Everyone: "Terrorista. Terrorista. Terrorista."
Me: "What's this headbag you're wearing?"
Muslim girl: "It's called a burqa."
Me: "Burgq durqa. You're making me feel uncomfortable with that attire. Please dress like a normal person, not a terrorista."
Everyone: "Terrorista. Terrorista. Terrorista."
by Third World Sam November 6, 2023
Get the Terrorista mug.A corporate term that refers to any employee who actively works against the core values of the company's brand.
Here at ACME, our advertising is all about our commitment to customer service, but our idiot service rep Jack always fights with customers on the phone. He's a total brand terrorist...
by Joe Chicago April 22, 2008
Get the brand terrorist mug.A severe permutation of chicken phobia, experienced during sleep, which is formally classified as a sleep disorder.
I heard screaming and walked into my daughter’s room in the middle of the night and found her sitting upright and clearly terrified, staring at the blank wall, yelling “chicken!” at the top of her lungs; it was clearly a case of chicken terrors.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
Get the chicken terrors mug.Someone on your friends list who logs on about 50 times a minute. He or she also keeps on sending all sorts of invitations, so it gets really annoying
by jormeidt September 19, 2007
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