topher

the most wonderful, intelligent, amazing, sweet, caring, loving, beautiful boyface in the entire world.

nikki loves her topher very much.

by nikkiDANGER April 25, 2005

Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023

Topher

A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.

Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.

Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?

by Butt Valen August 10, 2016

Topher

A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.

"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"

by The 1 to <3 March 2, 2010

Topher

A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.

Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...

by the_realistic_numbers112 April 29, 2011

Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends

Wow fuck that guy he is such a topher

by Beans123456 July 21, 2019

Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.

Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.

by Panda Amry September 10, 2009