Sandy Top Hat

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.

"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"

by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016

mexican top hat

instead of rolling the tip of your joint, you burn it hence causing the top of the joint visible, therefore it looks like a mexican sombrero.

Burns better and slower

yo subarú make that fat king size a nice mexican top hat

by Alejandro911 December 20, 2010

alaskin top hat

when u take a ethan solis cut off his head and replace it with a flounder.

That bitch got a alaskin top hat done to them like tony danza

by edmiaston19 March 1, 2009

Mexican Top Hat

The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.

I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.

by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 6, 2008

Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

by Schlock McGock January 30, 2010

Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

by neonbreezeplus March 25, 2019

Tennessee Top Hat

Tennessee top hat- the act of taking a giant dump on the top of someone’s head before, during, or after intercourse.

I told that Bitch she looked like Abraham Lincoln and to prove it I gave her a Tennessee top hat.

by LickitySplits May 3, 2019