The Frog's Top Hat

adj - to be one step above the Cat's Pajamas.

That painting is good.

No that painting is the Frog's Top Hat

by Lil Jackie Paper February 23, 2010

Lincoln Top-hat

The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.

When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.

by Speedy Beans June 21, 2012

Russian Top Hat

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.

Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!

by Dicks In July 30, 2010

dusty top hat

Girl with hairy nipples

That girl from last night had a dusty top hat

by 36% June 7, 2016

Sandy Top Hat

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.

"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"

by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016

alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head

Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night

by Shocker83 June 17, 2018

Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.

Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021