top shelf

1) Good Liquor


2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly

Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter

Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho

by Shiba June 30, 2004

top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004

top shelf

1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.

2. Meaning good.

1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"

2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"

by pab June 30, 2004

top shelf

Hard to get EX

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.

by Dwayne July 03, 2004

top shelf

The highest quality that is usually only liquor. Usually the liquor is literally on the top shelf.

Give me your top shelf vodka.

by Travis Sickle July 01, 2004

Top Shelf Booty

A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.

Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.

by DarkKnight36 August 04, 2008

Top shelf dude

Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.

"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.

by tj24hours September 12, 2014