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touched

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.
It's all right Allison, she's touched.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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soul toucher

1. To fuck a person's body and mind so good their soul belongs to you.

2. To treat some one so good physically and mentally to the point they adore you. Some people put themselves, friends even their kids second to you because you brought them happiness. Though be careful, a weak mofo may kill you or themselves once they learn you're just using them for your own satifactions.
Guy 1: Hey man we kind of hungry and low on money.

Guy 2: No biggie I'll call Kim over to bring some food over to us.

Guy1: You got it like that!

Guy 2: Hell yeah I touched that bitch soul. Their ain't nothing I can do to lose that. Her soul belongs to me, she ain't going no where.

Guy 1: Man I gotta be a soul toucher like you G.
by DragonFly Jones October 21, 2009
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Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before
And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
by Death Menace May 6, 2023
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Kid Toucher

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.
Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh
by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022
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cloth toucher

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.
I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.
by scannin October 10, 2006
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touched

Nicca I don't give a fuck who you are you could still get touched
by soulflytribe June 15, 2003
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touched

Another way to say that someone is not quite "right" in the head. Usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.
Fred would say about Lamont "That boy is touched" if he hooked up with a white girl.

Or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say "I'm touched"
by G Man December 29, 2003
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