Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 8, 2006

Bavarian Toothbrush

When a man rubs his penis on the inside of a womans mouth between the cheek and teeth like a toothbrush and ejaculates while continuing to thrust creating a "foamy paste" thus making this a bavarian toothbrush.

MOST GUYS IN THE NAVY ARE ISSUED A BAVARIAN TOOTHBRUSH IN BASIC!

by WAMTHUMP October 12, 2011

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.

After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.

by dive team 13 September 6, 2010

tooter

A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

I don't care if you roll up a twenty - get me a tooter!

by K-Gray May 13, 2005

saber - toothed

Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.

Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.

by Derrick April 12, 2005

Snaggle Toothed

a person with teeth in their mouth that are not alligned with each other.

Joe had an appointment with the orthodontist to get his snaggle toothed grin fixed.

by Tonja J. December 23, 2008

Toothbrushery

A way to call out some person's douchbaggery without villifying vaginal hygiene devices.

Stop the douchebaggery!
Dude, that's not PC.
Oh...then tell him to stop his toothbrushery.

by TobiasFunkeMD March 6, 2009