Toolism

The attribute or quality of being a tool of society; an extreme follower and believer in america's flawed systematic government

Toolism is generally tied with hypocracy.

by Protagonistofatragedy333 September 21, 2010

Toolshed

Its what you call the stupidest person you know. Same thing as douche, dumbass, idiot etc..etc..

Example A Bruce: I lowered my car yesterday.
Mitch: why would you do that you fuckin' toolshed?

Example B: Your a toolshed

by koruptone August 5, 2009

o'toolihan

a last name given to someone so that whoever you are talking to knows who you mean.

Alexis: So yesterday I was talking to Dan-
Melissa- Dan...?
Alexis: Dan O'toolihan

by imdashit June 10, 2005

toolshed

someone possessing Jeff Sawa-like characteristics. i.e. driving around in an 1987 IROC sporting a mullet and a cut off flannel while jamming to "night ranger".

You're such a toolshed Herb.

by Sue Lutz February 24, 2003

toolshed

also a term similar to "douchebag" or referring to someone who is or has geeked out.

man, did you hear he fucked up again? what a toolshed.

by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005

Toolishness

An act of foolishness performed by a tool of a person.

Lindsay Lohan's "toolishness" is beyond compare.

by Excellante December 8, 2010

Toolism

People who look/act like a tool. Therefore it is considered 'toolism'.

A couple decked out in Ed Hardy and True Religion.
A bitch that is no longer your friend.
These are examples of toolism.

by erresistable September 6, 2010