pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Tooba

Female, Angel on earth, soul mate, cute, once you fall in love with her you feel like you can't breath with out hearing her voice, very hard to get.

she is a Tooba on earth, I wish she was mine.

by soul-mate for ever. February 13, 2010

toofbrush

A utensil used by someone on welfare when they attempt to clean their lone tooth.

Is that Ned the Wino? Yeah, he's getting busy with his toofbrush.

by Paolo Maldini June 16, 2009

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016

Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.

Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.

by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020

Toobing

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

by Homanclature October 19, 2020

tooba

tall
skinny
sexy
pretty
big brown eyes
nice ass
big boobs
good in bed
even better in person
kind
lovable
fun
organized
smart
cute
gorgeous
hot
clean freak
controls the party, but also makes it more fun
a true soul mate
if shes the girl next to you, infront of you, behind you....Don't let her go!

Tooba is one of those people who you feel like are the most trustworthy, honest, and true friend

by Ishouldbedoinghomeworkrightnow December 14, 2011