human tampon

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.

After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.

by S. S. D. December 12, 2007

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tampontrepreneur

A combination of the words entrepreneur and tampon, this term is used to describe a wealthy woman who uses hundred dollar bills (or benjamins) as tampons. While the absorbency of said benjamins is in question, at least it's a safe place to keep your money.

Clarence, a confident young tampontrepreneur, decided to reach into her snatch and pay the bartender with a bloody hundred dollar bill.

I may be rich, but I'm no tampontrepreneur!

by PiePatrol November 18, 2010

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tampon cave

An offensive unpleasant person

stop being such a tampon cave

by da_roi December 22, 2010

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Tamponed

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

by shocksystem May 23, 2011

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Tampon Sniffer

This is a straight male of any color that tries way too hard to hang with a clique of females. This guy is a pure pussy and will love or hate a new female coming into the work place or a school just as if he were a bitch. This guy is just another lame trying to fit in to get laid at some point.

Clique of females are standing around with a tampon sniffer.

girl #1:Hey did you guys see that new girl? She thinks she is so pretty because she has big breasts!

tampon sniffer dude: Yeah, she is so ugly I'd never touch that!

girl #2:here she comes!

by iheartkoreans October 5, 2011

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