Tom Cruise

A crazy-ass mother fucker who would sue for any reason possible.

"Hey, is that fudge-packer Tom Cruise?" - Mr. Garrison

"THAT'S IT! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE INTOLERANT TOWN!!!" -Tom Cruise

by Want a Pickle? April 16, 2010

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1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III

Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet

by tha truth teller October 04, 2006

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Tom Cruising

When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.

I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruising it to Fergie.

by wooism August 23, 2009

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