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Toenail Blow-up

When your toenail swells up and then explodes.
by Tree-man19 May 9, 2019
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Arabian Toenail Clippings

When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.
I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.
by Stephen Strumimhimer January 11, 2017
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camel toenail

When she has gone through the transition from man to woman and still has some penis left.
I met a trans girl today, she had a camel toenail that was bigger than mine.
by Ca$hboy$ March 10, 2021
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Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.
Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily
by Indian Atari October 18, 2021
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Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow
Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam
by Moped mania March 17, 2021
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toenailius

My sister's best friend.
Toenailius is so weird
by Goomba420 February 8, 2023
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calum hoods toenail

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....
by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016
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