He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.
by AssCrumbs January 31, 2019
Get the Tobias Hellberg mug.Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.
by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020
Get the TOBIAS THE TOASTER mug.1)Noun:character played by Lee Tergesen on HBO show Oz.
Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.
Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.
2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone
Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.
Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.
2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone
by Cian July 27, 2007
Get the Tobias Beecher mug.Famous broadcaster on Younow.com. Known for his crazy laugh and amazingPewdiepie impersonations. Tobias loves making people happy and absolutely hates vegemite in large amounts. Rarely seen without a beanie.
by Croozraider January 7, 2013
Get the Tobias Taylor mug.I won't ruin the book, but seriously read it. It's becoming a movie. It is a dystopian novel ( like hunger games) tris and Tobias are awesome
by Hiimonlineandilikedogs January 30, 2014
Get the tris and tobias mug.Singer of the german Metalband and Edguy and Mastermind of the All-Star-Project Avantasia.
Amazing singer with a vocal range over 3 octaves who only is 5'4 tall :)
He will kick your asses, ha!
Amazing singer with a vocal range over 3 octaves who only is 5'4 tall :)
He will kick your asses, ha!
by metal_girl_ October 13, 2017
Get the Tobias Sammet mug.Idiot muffinhead whos also a dream stan. Hes pretty cool i guess though
Also a furry that really likes fnaf and south park
and listens to me rant about the dream smp constantly which i love
My bestayyyyy
Also a furry that really likes fnaf and south park
and listens to me rant about the dream smp constantly which i love
My bestayyyyy
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