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Tradie's Keyboard

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.
'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'
by NMEwakeup September 8, 2022
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Tradie Time

When a Tradie organises a meeting time with a customer and yet shows up whenever they want with no regard for the set time, usually hours and sometimes days late. ‘Tradie time’ allows Tradies the privilege to: not have to inform the customer they will be late, get upset when the person waiting for them dares ask where they are or, is not home when the Tradie arrives several hours late.
Tradie- “Be there about 2pm (‘Tradie time’).Just got another job first.”
Customer- “ok I will block out the next two weeks on my calendar, not leave the house, or go to work
by Truetjat1 October 21, 2022
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Toading

When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.
"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"
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Toodie

A hoodie made of soft, T-shirt weight cloth
It's going to be slightly chilly this evening, better grab my toodie.
by JT...H August 23, 2011
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toadette

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toading

In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.
If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.
by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 26, 2007
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Tadies

Anything that comes or exists in a pair, usually referring to body parts.
Bob: "So I heard Lance Armstrong has testicular cancer."

Alfred: "Yeah, that's because he got whacked in the tadies when he was four."
by CHICKSTER April 12, 2009
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