Tosswana

An extremely stupid person lacking in common sense and social skills

I can't beleive that guy's driving - what an utter tosswana.

by Madeleine W. November 14, 2006

titan toss

When a man inserts his fist into the vagina of a woman considerably smaller than himself, lifts her over his head, and throws her a large distance away.

"I gave the loose bitch the titan toss, and she fractured her neck."

or

"I tried the titan toss on her, but she was so tight, I just slammed her on the floor."

by SkeletorToss July 31, 2006

Tossing the Cells

When your employer comes by to snoop on your computer screen to see what you have open and/or who you're talking to.

Guy 1: there's a difference between monitoring your internet activity and going through your personal information
like you're some prison inmate and they're tossing the cells

Guy 2: yeah it's bullshit. lol

Guy 1: but they're saving you from yourself.

Guy 2: LOL

by Brandon Hatecobs June 23, 2011

Toss me an egg

So hot out you could fry egg on sidewalk? Let's try TOSS me an egg

It's sooo hot: toss me an egg!

by lizguitarlessons July 19, 2017

underpants toss

Disposal method when one has sharted in a public place or at the home of friends or family. At work it is best to remove shorts, clean ass, and leave shorts on the coat hook in the stall for someone else to find. If visiting friends or family, it is best to be discrete and leave shorts in the bathroom trash can and cover with clean TP and tell no one.

I thought it was just a fart but ended up excusing myself from the dinner table to wipe up and had to do the underpants toss.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

TMossBoss

TMossBoss is a reactor who does reactions like Jinx, Tyrone and CJ: He plays the entire video and doesn't edit his videos. He also can't take criticism. He deletes comments criticizing him and calls everyone haters. He also discredits YouTubers for not having their own channels, showing their faces and for having less subs than him and thus being jealous. He also believes that karma will go back upon his haters even though he's in the wrong. He also refuses to edit his videos and makes us do it. He also blamed JAR for stealing IHE and Grade's style when he does the same thing. He also ignored a suicidal girl who needed his help and told his fans to attack Mainstream Media Commentary for calling him out and thought the suicidal girl was setting him up. He also lies about people who criticize him and mistranslates them and claims to be the hardest working YouTuber in Washington state and also blocks all of his critics. He doesn't do this to me, but it annoys me how he does it to others. TMossBoss has done a lot of wrong and is one of the, if not, the worst YouTuber in the entire website.

Don't be such a TMossBoss.

by TMossBoss (DLostCause) Sucks! November 25, 2018

Ninja toss

1. a dexterous, quick flick of the wrist that enables the hand to launch any object it is holding, be it a pen, a cell phone, or a paper shuriken, thus skillfully hitting a predetermined target.
2. the act of deftly tossing something with a quick flick of the wrist.

Nickarossi: (after getting hit in the eye by a paperclip)
"Ow! Are you frickin' kidding me? I think you punctured it!"
Des: (laughing) "Sorry...I wasn't aiming for your eye."
Nickarossi: "Really? 'cause I saw you ninja toss that paperclip directly at me."
Des: "Why didn't you duck then?"

by Nickarossi October 15, 2007