Tufted Titmouse

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

by Golden Pack January 14, 2010

Tited

loss of energy that makes you lazy and drained.

Due to lack of sleep, I am feeling very tited today.

by Stinas December 17, 2011

Tilted

A term used in video games. Especially league of legends where salt levels are high AF.
Usually used to express your anger, because your team fucking sucks. TILTED.

I tilted when I saw that bad play man.
Dude wtf don't dive that tower #tiltlyfe
Shouldn't have played with you tilted so hard.

by henlooo September 19, 2016

Tilted Towers

Most popular fortnite landing. its mad fun to land there it got HELLA loot and its mad nice. Most of the players who land there are fucking trash but some of them be aight. the loot is mad good. located near greasy grove and loot lake. Nice place to fuck your bitch

Trey: Bro where we landing?
Boss Kid: Let's land tilted towers it has mad nice loot.

by ms keisha June 3, 2018

Table has tilted

A lie or something that has been hidden from someone came off.

Explanation : There is a medical test called tilt-table testing performed to figure out an unknown symptom.

The table has tilted folks, the game is rigged.

- George Carlin (The American Dream)

by oguzgelal November 29, 2014

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

titted

The act of being hit in the face by a pair of large breasts

"shit man, my face is sore, got heavy titted at that gig last night"

by Willie. B. Hardigan September 27, 2008