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Tickets To See X

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When someone either knows that they’ll die soon or they want to ask for help when they want to commit they say they have tickets to see X .
Miranda: Lindsey, I got tickets to see X.

Lindsey: I heard the concert is terrible. Don’t go. Let’s go to the movies instead, love.
by gzmakally March 7, 2020
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beer ticket

A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.
(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."
by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009
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ticketmaster

an act of sexual deviation

see: anal rape
I bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and I've been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days
by Jo_sh July 7, 2007
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Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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hot ticket

An old fashioned nickname (favorable) to give to someone who impresses you with their sense of humor and personality.
He's fascinating to talk with and had me laughing all the way home, what a hot ticket! (or "..he's such a hot ticket.")
by Gina Dubel April 2, 2005
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ticket

Ticket 1 million dollars.
Yo man I just spent a ticket on this house.
by John Doe March 31, 2005
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wolf ticket

To speak aggressively to someone without intending to back it up with violence.
"He's selling wolf tickets", meaning he's barking but not going to bite.
by x July 23, 2003
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